Random Thoughts

These are not original; they were sent to me via email. You may have seen some of them before, but they gave me a good laugh!

1) I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2) Nothing is worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3) I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4) There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5) How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6) Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

8) Bad decisions make good stories.

9) You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

10) Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

11) I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Shoot!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?